Picture the scene. A flurry of arms, cardboard, small bits of plastic and paper hats, with the smell of silver fulminate wafting over the decorated lunch table as the crackers are pulled. But wait. You can’t find the small piece of paper with your joke on it. Or worse still, you’ve got the joke in your hand, but someone’s just read the same one out!

What do you do?

You tell one of the SEMA4 top cracker jokes from their Christmas-themed blog, that’s what! (Happy to help).

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
“It’s Christmas Eve.”

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
Because he had no body to go with.

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck.

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
They were too deer.


Christmas is calling, so have a cracking time – best wishes from the SEMA4 team!